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That's not my superhero: his cloak is too silky

That's not my superhero: his web is too sticky

That's not my superhero: her lasso is too rough

That's not my superhero: his claws are too hard

That's not my superhero: his wheelchair is too sparkly

That's my superhero: his bicycle is so shiny


If you haven't a clue what I'm on about, this series of books is invading our home (so far: Robot, Train, Kitten, Monster, Penguin, Reindeer). .

Date: 2009-03-07 09:50 (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-07 10:05 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aldabra
We've got Lion and Dinosaur. Dinosaur in particular annoys me. The main problem with that dinosaur isn't that it has bumpy teeth. It's that it's a tyrannosaurus and you're looking for a stegosaurus. You *don't* start by examining the teeth.

Especially with plesiosaurs. You can tell the difference between a plesiosaur and a stegosaurus before you're close enough to assess texture.

Date: 2009-03-07 12:27 (UTC)
simont: (Default)
From: [personal profile] simont
And if you're trying to tell the difference between a tyrannosaurus and a stegosaurus, you preferably do it by not getting close enough to see the teeth clearly!

Date: 2009-03-07 13:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1ngi.livejournal.com
They are known generically in our family as 'the that's not my amphibious landing craft books'.

Some girlfriends of mine celebrated another of our friend's birthday by making a very rude card, complete with bits of sparkly wool entitled 'that's not my minge'.

In case you are worried - she cried laughing.

Date: 2009-03-07 13:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] techiebabe.livejournal.com
I'm obviously missing something, because I don't know which superheros have bicycles (except Fanf, obviously, who I'm sure is a superhero to Charles).

I think I'd want the Lion book. Nose is too squishy? AWWW!

Date: 2009-03-07 13:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mutster101.livejournal.com
yeah, that was puzzling me a bit...

the others are superman, spiderman, wonder woman, wolverine and charles xavier, right?

Date: 2009-03-09 11:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mutster101.livejournal.com
It's possible that both are right... I mean, have you ever seen Tony and Bicycle Repair Man in the same place at the same time?

Date: 2009-03-09 13:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mutster101.livejournal.com
Well, he'd never let you see him repair his own bike, would he? That would be a dead giveaway!

Date: 2009-03-07 18:37 (UTC)
simont: (Default)
From: [personal profile] simont
because I don't know which superheros have bicycles

First thing I thought of, I have to confess, was this one.

Date: 2009-03-07 17:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teleute.livejournal.com
Is this what the story in Discworld "That's not my Cow" is based on? Or did that come first?

Date: 2009-03-07 19:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k425.livejournal.com
This is what "That's not my Cow" is based on.

Date: 2009-03-08 12:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirabehn.livejournal.com
BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!! :-)

Date: 2009-03-08 14:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelvix.livejournal.com
they're fantastic books! they even come in French - we got sent one from M's parents in France :) And sturdy.

Date: 2009-03-08 14:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdc39.livejournal.com
That's not my space station: that's a moon!

Date: 2009-03-09 13:04 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mutster101.livejournal.com
Oh, somebody has to do that...

That's not my moon, its surface is too cheesy.

That's not my moon, its crater is too superlasery.

That's not my moon, it's a sodding planet. etc.

Date: 2009-03-09 13:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdc39.livejournal.com
True, but this way round is funnier because then you imagine a Tie fighter fleeing towards a moon and crashing into it while the heroes watch.

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